The Book of ZEPHIAS

1. Zephius, the windfall prophet, delareth for all those with ears to see.

2. For Gladly the Cross Eyed Bear.

3. For God helps those who help themselves.

4. Verily, Verily, cleanliness in next to Godliness.

5. And money is the root of all evil.

6. Give thy fair share unto Ceaser so he may give to those who have not so the poor will be no more.

7. For the Lord works in mysterious ways.

These are verses not in the Bible. So we put them in Zephias.