Only known picture of the band, circa 1974. Pat Kelly (top), Mark Ford (middle), Bob Marks (left), Dan Kato (right).  We're sorry to report that Dan grew up and became a liberal..

• Members of the Band: Mark Ford | Doug Haldeman | Dan Kato | Pat Kelly | Connie Marks | Bob Marks |
• Druthers. Click HERE. (1.7 MB).  A nice country ditty.
• In Good Time. Click HERE. (2.2 MB). A nice song dedicated to the propossition of precrastination.
  • Factoid: The fetching Connie does not like this song. It is one of Bob's favorites.
• The Farmersburg News. Click HERE. (2.4 MB).  I can make the news if I could kick a football as far as I love you!  
  • Factoid:I wrote this for Connie.  Connie's Grandfather Jack Jewett published a newspaper called The Farmersberg News.
• Heartburn. Click HERE. (2.6 MB).  A song about revolting food. 
• Ugly Away. Click HERE. (3.0 MB).  Written for a girl that broke up with Bob.  "You ain't gonna die you're gonna ugly away."  Heaven hath no fury like a scorned Bob.
• The Wedding Singers. Mark, Doug and Bob sing & play songs at Doug & Diana's wedding reception. Click HERE. (23.0 MB).
  • Contents: I Can't Get A Long Little Dougie by Mark & Bob | The Cigarettes Give You Cancer Song by Doug, Dan, Mark & Bob | The Bottomless Well by Shel Silverstein | Song for Diana by Doug Haldeman | TV Dinner by Art Crumb | The Winner by Shel Silverstein |
• Swamp Gas Blues. Click HERE. (2.1 MB).  Written prior to Katrina.
  • Written & performed by Dan and Bob.
• The Cigarettes Give You Cancer Song. Click HERE. (2.0 MB).
  • Written & performed by Doug, Dan, Mark & Bob while Bob & Doug smoked cigarettes.
• Yellow Yokes. Click HERE. (3.0 MB).  A song about a man who sold eggs for a living.
• By The Fireplace. Click HERE. (1.7 MB).  An ode to a murdered wife..
• Goober Too. Click HERE. (3.9 MB).  "I watched them.  And told them.  About the iron bed.  That fell from. My penthouse.  And hit your head.".
• Never Change Me. Click HERE. (3.2 MB).
• Throw Down Your Rose. Click HERE. (4.1 MB).

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